June 25th, 2012

The Phantom Lizard

We have a phantom lizard in the house. It's hiding behind the bookcase. I call it a phantom lizard because mysteriously it never comes out or attracts any attention to itself while I'm around. However, as soon as I go up to bed, it apparently wreaks havoc and my poor cats have no choice but to drag all the books off the shelves in an effort to subdue it.